Complete Champions of Kamigawa Spoiler - Part III

By: dbuel - July 28, 2004

Black cards

Agonizer
2B
Enchantment
3: Agonizer deals 3 damage to its controller. Any player may play this ability.
2: Target player gains control of Agonizer.

Ako's Ritual
2B
Enchantment
You may pay 3 instead of paying the mana cost of Ako's Ritual.
3: Add B to your mana pool.

Akuma
3BB
Creature - Legend
3, T: Akuma deals 3 damage to target creature or player.
4/4

Asian Brown Cloud
2BB
Enchantment
XBBB: Each player loses X life, then discards X cards from his or her hand, then sacrifices X creatures, then sacrifices X lands.

Bataan Death March
XBBB
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures with converted mana cost X or less.

Black Rain
3B
Instant
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Box Seller
2B
Creature - Salesman
Box Seller gets +1/+1 for each other creature in play named Box Seller.
A deck can have any number of cards named Box Seller.
4/4

Chimney Sweep
4B
Creature - Human
When Chimney Sweep is put into a graveyard from play, target opponent puts a card from his or her hand on top of his or her library.
1/2

Cholera
3B
Enchantment
Whenever attackers are declared, attacking player sacrifices a creature.
Whenver blockers are declared, defending player sacrifices a creature.
Sacrifice Cholera when there are no creatures in play.

Consign to the 447th Hell
BB
Sorcery
Players play a MAGIC subgame, using their libraries as their decks. Each player who doesn't win the subgame loses half his or her life, rounded up. After the subgame, players shuffle all subgame cards they own into their libraries. Players don't ante a card for the subgame, and libraries with less than the required number of cards are legal.

Crab Invaders
B
Creature - Insect
T: Tap target Human.
1/1

Curse of the Ancestors
3BB
Enchantment
Each creature gets -X/-X where X is the number of creature cards in that creature's controller's graveyard.

Dark Empire
2B
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Dark Empire unless you pay BBB. If you pay, put two 1/1 black Zombie creature tokens into play. They have "B: Regenerate this creature."
At the beginning of your precombat main phase, you may add BBBB to your mana pool.

Deep Threads
5B
Enchantment
Untapped creatures get -1/-1.
Tapped creatures get +1/+1.

Demon Cats
3B
Creature - Cat Demon
Demon Cats can't block.
4/3

Demon of Meifumado
5BB
Creature - Demon Samurai Legend
T: Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.
4/3

Dishonor
B
Instant
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Remove it from combat.

Dread Reckoning
3B
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player returns target enchantment card to play from his or her graveyard.

Emperor's Edict
2B
Sorcery
Target player sacrifices a nonland permanent.
Online - As long as Emperor's Edict is in your hand, each opponent sacrifices each nonland permanent that comes into play under his or her control. (This effect applies online.)

Form of the Zombie
2BB
Enchantment
The game continues instead of ends if you lose. (You may attempt to make other players also lose.)

Gemma
3BBB
Creature - Ninja Legend
0: Regenerate Gemma.
3/3

Hades Battlefield
1BB
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, lose 3 life and draw 3 cards.

Infinite Demons
4BB
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses one -- that player searches his or her library for a Demon card and puts it into play, then shuffles his or her library; or that player puts a black 2/2 Demon creature token into play.

Invitation to Be a Bastard
5BB
Enchantment
Sacrifice a land: Destroy target creature. Any player may play this ability.

Kill All Humans
3BB
Sorcery
Destroy all Humans. They can't be regenerated.

Library of Devils
2BB
Enchantment
Whenever a player would draw a card, instead that player puts his or her hand on top of his or her library, and then puts the bottom three cards of his or her library into his or her hand.

Lurking Juzam Djinn
1B
Enchantment
Pay half your life, rounded up: Lurking Juzam Djinn becomes a 5/5 Djinn creature with "At the beginning of your upkeep, Lurking Juzam Djinn deals 1 damage to you."

n00b Hive
3B
Enchantment
2B: Put a 0/1 black n00b creature token into play.

Night of the Living Dead
1B
Enchantment
All Humans are Zombies in addition to their types.

Nights in White Satin
2B
Enchantment
All creatures are white.

Ninja
2B
Creature - Ninja
Flying
B: Remove Ninja from combat.
2/2

Ninja Power
B
Enchantment
All creatures have Flying.

Nizzle
B
Creature - Human
1/1

Ouphe Demon
5B
Creature - Ouphe Demon
Flying
Ouphe Demon can't block.
6/6

Pirates!
2BB
Sorcery
Destroy all Ninja.

Poo Field
3B
Enchantment
Creatures can't attack unless their controller pays X for each attacking creature where X is the number of Hounds in play.
Creatures can't block unless their controller pays X for each blocking creature where X is the number of Hounds in play.

Prisoner Experiment
3BB
Enchant Creature
You control enchanted creature. It gets -2/-2.

Purple Monkey Dishwasher
1B
Creature - Ape Golem
2/1

Shin Akuma
3BB
Creature - Legend
3, T: Shin Akuma deals 3 damage to each of two target creatures or players.
4/2

Shogun of the Dark
2BB
Creature - Samurai Legend
White creatures get -1/-1.
2/2

Skeletal Samurai
3BB
Creature - Zombie Samurai
Fear
3/3

Slap!
2B
Sorcery
Reveal up to five black cards from your hand. For each card revealed in this way, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Snake-Man Enforcer
3B
Creature - Human Snake
Striking (This creature deals combat damage.)
B: Target Snake gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
4/3

Snake-Man Overlord
5BB
Creature - Human Snake
Striking (This creature deals combat damage.)
B: Regenerate target Snake.
7/5

Snake-Man Retainer
2B
Creature - Human Snake
Striking (This creature deals combat damage.)
B: Target Snake gains First Strike until end of turn.
3/2

Snake-Man Warrior
1B
Creature - Human Snake
Striking (This creature deals combat damage.)
Snake-Man Warrior can't block.
2/2

Sorcerer's Darkness
3BB
Enchantment
Creatures you control get +1/+1 for each black global enchantment in play.

Spider Witch
4B
Creature - Spider Shaman
Spider Witch may block as though it had Flying.
3/2

Twist the Form
1B
Instant
Target creature gets +3/-1 until end of turn.

Utseki's Lust
B
Enchant Creature
When you play Utseki's Lust from your hand, draw a card.
Enchanted Creature gets +2/+1.

Utseki's Presence
BB
Enchant Creature
When you play Utseki's Presence from your hand, draw a card.
Enchanted creature has Fear.

Vampire Essence
3BB
Enchantment
Whenever a creature is put into a graveyard from play, you gain 2 life.

Viewing Tray
1B
Enchantment
When Viewing Tray comes into play, target opponent reveals his or her hand. You lose the game and match.

Yagyu Retsudo
3BB
Creature - Samurai Ninja Legend
B: Regenerate Yagyu Retsudo.
Sacrifice a Ninja or Samurai: Destroy target creature.
4/4

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Complete Champions of Kamigawa Spoiler - Part III

By: dbuel - July 28, 2004

Black cards

Agonizer
2B
Enchantment
3: Agonizer deals 3 damage to its controller. Any player may play this ability.
2: Target player gains control of Agonizer.

Ako's Ritual
2B
Enchantment
You may pay 3 instead of paying the mana cost of Ako's Ritual.
3: Add B to your mana pool.

Akuma
3BB
Creature - Legend
3, T: Akuma deals 3 damage to target creature or player.
4/4

Asian Brown Cloud
2BB
Enchantment
XBBB: Each player loses X life, then discards X cards from his or her hand, then sacrifices X creatures, then sacrifices X lands.

Bataan Death March
XBBB
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures with converted mana cost X or less.

Black Rain
3B
Instant
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Box Seller
2B
Creature - Salesman
Box Seller gets +1/+1 for each other creature in play named Box Seller.
A deck can have any number of cards named Box Seller.
4/4

Chimney Sweep
4B
Creature - Human
When Chimney Sweep is put into a graveyard from play, target opponent puts a card from his or her hand on top of his or her library.
1/2

Cholera
3B
Enchantment
Whenever attackers are declared, attacking player sacrifices a creature.
Whenver blockers are declared, defending player sacrifices a creature.
Sacrifice Cholera when there are no creatures in play.

Consign to the 447th Hell
BB
Sorcery
Players play a MAGIC subgame, using their libraries as their decks. Each player who doesn't win the subgame loses half his or her life, rounded up. After the subgame, players shuffle all subgame cards they own into their libraries. Players don't ante a card for the subgame, and libraries with less than the required number of cards are legal.

Crab Invaders
B
Creature - Insect
T: Tap target Human.
1/1

Curse of the Ancestors
3BB
Enchantment
Each creature gets -X/-X where X is the number of creature cards in that creature's controller's graveyard.

Dark Empire
2B
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Dark Empire unless you pay BBB. If you pay, put two 1/1 black Zombie creature tokens into play. They have "B: Regenerate this creature."
At the beginning of your precombat main phase, you may add BBBB to your mana pool.

Deep Threads
5B
Enchantment
Untapped creatures get -1/-1.
Tapped creatures get +1/+1.

Demon Cats
3B
Creature - Cat Demon
Demon Cats can't block.
4/3

Demon of Meifumado
5BB
Creature - Demon Samurai Legend
T: Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.
4/3

Dishonor
B
Instant
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Remove it from combat.

Dread Reckoning
3B
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player returns target enchantment card to play from his or her graveyard.

Emperor's Edict
2B
Sorcery
Target player sacrifices a nonland permanent.
Online - As long as Emperor's Edict is in your hand, each opponent sacrifices each nonland permanent that comes into play under his or her control. (This effect applies online.)

Form of the Zombie
2BB
Enchantment
The game continues instead of ends if you lose. (You may attempt to make other players also lose.)

Gemma
3BBB
Creature - Ninja Legend
0: Regenerate Gemma.
3/3

Hades Battlefield
1BB
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, lose 3 life and draw 3 cards.

Infinite Demons
4BB
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses one -- that player searches his or her library for a Demon card and puts it into play, then shuffles his or her library; or that player puts a black 2/2 Demon creature token into play.

Invitation to Be a Bastard
5BB
Enchantment
Sacrifice a land: Destroy target creature. Any player may play this ability.

Kill All Humans
3BB
Sorcery
Destroy all Humans. They can't be regenerated.

Library of Devils
2BB
Enchantment
Whenever a player would draw a card, instead that player puts his or her hand on top of his or her library, and then puts the bottom three cards of his or her library into his or her hand.

Lurking Juzam Djinn
1B
Enchantment
Pay half your life, rounded up: Lurking Juzam Djinn becomes a 5/5 Djinn creature with "At the beginning of your upkeep, Lurking Juzam Djinn deals 1 damage to you."

n00b Hive
3B
Enchantment
2B: Put a 0/1 black n00b creature token into play.

Night of the Living Dead
1B
Enchantment
All Humans are Zombies in addition to their types.

Nights in White Satin
2B
Enchantment
All creatures are white.

Ninja
2B
Creature - Ninja
Flying
B: Remove Ninja from combat.
2/2

Ninja Power
B
Enchantment
All creatures have Flying.

Nizzle
B
Creature - Human
1/1

Ouphe Demon
5B
Creature - Ouphe Demon
Flying
Ouphe Demon can't block.
6/6

Pirates!
2BB
Sorcery
Destroy all Ninja.

Poo Field
3B
Enchantment
Creatures can't attack unless their controller pays X for each attacking creature where X is the number of Hounds in play.
Creatures can't block unless their controller pays X for each blocking creature where X is the number of Hounds in play.

Prisoner Experiment
3BB
Enchant Creature
You control enchanted creature. It gets -2/-2.

Purple Monkey Dishwasher
1B
Creature - Ape Golem
2/1

Shin Akuma
3BB
Creature - Legend
3, T: Shin Akuma deals 3 damage to each of two target creatures or players.
4/2

Shogun of the Dark
2BB
Creature - Samurai Legend
White creatures get -1/-1.
2/2

Skeletal Samurai
3BB
Creature - Zombie Samurai
Fear
3/3

Slap!
2B
Sorcery
Reveal up to five black cards from your hand. For each card revealed in this way, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Snake-Man Enforcer
3B
Creature - Human Snake
Striking (This creature deals combat damage.)
B: Target Snake gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
4/3

Snake-Man Overlord
5BB
Creature - Human Snake
Striking (This creature deals combat damage.)
B: Regenerate target Snake.
7/5

Snake-Man Retainer
2B
Creature - Human Snake
Striking (This creature deals combat damage.)
B: Target Snake gains First Strike until end of turn.
3/2

Snake-Man Warrior
1B
Creature - Human Snake
Striking (This creature deals combat damage.)
Snake-Man Warrior can't block.
2/2

Sorcerer's Darkness
3BB
Enchantment
Creatures you control get +1/+1 for each black global enchantment in play.

Spider Witch
4B
Creature - Spider Shaman
Spider Witch may block as though it had Flying.
3/2

Twist the Form
1B
Instant
Target creature gets +3/-1 until end of turn.

Utseki's Lust
B
Enchant Creature
When you play Utseki's Lust from your hand, draw a card.
Enchanted Creature gets +2/+1.

Utseki's Presence
BB
Enchant Creature
When you play Utseki's Presence from your hand, draw a card.
Enchanted creature has Fear.

Vampire Essence
3BB
Enchantment
Whenever a creature is put into a graveyard from play, you gain 2 life.

Viewing Tray
1B
Enchantment
When Viewing Tray comes into play, target opponent reveals his or her hand. You lose the game and match.

Yagyu Retsudo
3BB
Creature - Samurai Ninja Legend
B: Regenerate Yagyu Retsudo.
Sacrifice a Ninja or Samurai: Destroy target creature.
4/4

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