Top Ten Magic Headlines That Would Cause Mass Panic

By: BDD - October 09, 2002

10. Mark Rosewater Signs 20-Year Contract Extension
9. Showers Mandatory Before Major DCI Events
8. Terrible Side Effects of Morphing Include Gonorrhea, Death
7. Goblin Game Named "Best. Card. Ever."
6. Legions to Consist of 142 Creatures With Converted Mana Cost Six or More
5. Mark Rosewater Lone Survivor of Tragic Accident; All Other R&D Members Killed
4. Magic, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh! to Merge Into One Game
3. Magic Declared Illegal in All Countries Except Iraq
2. Swamps Banned in All Formats
1. Mark Rosewater Elected President of the United States of America

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Top Ten Magic Headlines That Would Cause Mass Panic

By: BDD - October 09, 2002

10. Mark Rosewater Signs 20-Year Contract Extension
9. Showers Mandatory Before Major DCI Events
8. Terrible Side Effects of Morphing Include Gonorrhea, Death
7. Goblin Game Named "Best. Card. Ever."
6. Legions to Consist of 142 Creatures With Converted Mana Cost Six or More
5. Mark Rosewater Lone Survivor of Tragic Accident; All Other R&D Members Killed
4. Magic, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh! to Merge Into One Game
3. Magic Declared Illegal in All Countries Except Iraq
2. Swamps Banned in All Formats
1. Mark Rosewater Elected President of the United States of America

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!

MiseTings is a Magic: the Gathering humor site. MiseTings.Com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. MiseTings content does not represent the views or opinions of the editor. All original content herein is copyright © 2001-2006, World Wide Webware, all rights reserved. No portion of this web site may be used in any way without expressed written consent. Magic: The Gathering® is a registered trademark owned by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. MiseTings is not produced or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. We respect your privacy, interested parties should check our Privacy Policy. Play hard and mise often.