MiseTings Announces MiseTings Premium
Have you ever wanted to access top-notch Magic humor in an easier and faster manner? Do you wish there was a way to find that hilarious article without clicking through hundreds of 'yer shits'? Now there is a way. For just a small fee, you can receive laughs and good times from the top internet humorists. Remember, laughter is power, and Miseting's Premium Members have access to the most laughs.
Here is what you receive for purchasing a Premium Membership:
No More Ads
As a Premium member, there will be NO ADS on the site for you to deal with. Tired of being insulted being prime targets for dating services aimed at pathetic losers like 'American Singles.com'? Offended by the implication that you need help to 'Meet Women Now'? Signup for Misetings Premium now and stop being reminded of your non-existant social life!
Article Database
Perhaps one of the most amazing new features being added for members is the Misetings Article Database. This powerful research tool includes information on all of the articles from all of Misetings articles, past and present, and it's completely searchable! Filter out "yer shit" articles, as determined by Hubbo, BobtheJunkie, or Darigaaz! Easy access to old school Misetings articles! (You know, back when it was still funny!) Finding any of it is child's play with the Premium Article Database.
Premium Articles
In recent months, Misetings has had the privilege of hosting many of the game's best humorists in the form of feature articles. But with the significant downturn in revenue for the site and the upturn of people shitting on the newer writers, mustering the drive to solicit really funny feature articles was becoming increasingly difficult. With the addition of the Premium service to the site, we are able to guarantee the Web's funniest articles from writers like cavedan, Yawgatog, PTR, and Sean McKeown, just to name a few of the many well-known writers we'll be bringing you in the coming weeks. Note that we'll also be keeping some of our feature writers available on the free side of the site as well, including slanter and KK, both of whom nobody seems to like much anyway.
Support Misetings Premium today! Don't miss out on all the big laughs and good beats we'll be serving up in the Premium section!
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