Casual Gamer Unable to Comprehend Enemy's Attack

By: Francois Vincent - December 19, 2001

Pine Bluff, Arkansas — Area man, Josh Lipsinki, 23, grew furious today when Peter Nielsen, 22, attacked him with a Spiritmonger. All of Mr. Lipsinki's creatures were killed by an earlier unexpected Simoon and rendered him unable to block.

Mr. Lipsinki had a few choice words for Mr. Nielsen immediately after the declaration to attack. "How can you possibly attack me? You're letting Adam win the game! Can't you see he has a Serra out?! A SERRA?!? Hello?" Nielsen simply shrugged in response.

The tirade then continued. "I can't believe this! I didn't attack all that time I had a Sage Owl out and you had no fliers. This is how you repay me?! You bastard!"

Nielsen grew irritated and tapped a swamp and a forest, "I cast Muscle Burst for 4 more damage."

"GADAMMIT! First, a stupid Simoon (who the hell plays with Simoon?!) and now this MORON is throwing away the game! I can't believe this!"

The attack reduced Mr. Lipsinki to 3 life and drew into question his ability to win the game.

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Casual Gamer Unable to Comprehend Enemy's Attack

By: Francois Vincent - December 19, 2001

Pine Bluff, Arkansas — Area man, Josh Lipsinki, 23, grew furious today when Peter Nielsen, 22, attacked him with a Spiritmonger. All of Mr. Lipsinki's creatures were killed by an earlier unexpected Simoon and rendered him unable to block.

Mr. Lipsinki had a few choice words for Mr. Nielsen immediately after the declaration to attack. "How can you possibly attack me? You're letting Adam win the game! Can't you see he has a Serra out?! A SERRA?!? Hello?" Nielsen simply shrugged in response.

The tirade then continued. "I can't believe this! I didn't attack all that time I had a Sage Owl out and you had no fliers. This is how you repay me?! You bastard!"

Nielsen grew irritated and tapped a swamp and a forest, "I cast Muscle Burst for 4 more damage."

"GADAMMIT! First, a stupid Simoon (who the hell plays with Simoon?!) and now this MORON is throwing away the game! I can't believe this!"

The attack reduced Mr. Lipsinki to 3 life and drew into question his ability to win the game.

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MiseTings is a Magic: the Gathering humor site. MiseTings.Com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. MiseTings content does not represent the views or opinions of the editor. All original content herein is copyright © 2001-2006, World Wide Webware, all rights reserved. No portion of this web site may be used in any way without expressed written consent. Magic: The Gathering® is a registered trademark owned by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. MiseTings is not produced or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. We respect your privacy, interested parties should check our Privacy Policy. Play hard and mise often.